To be honest, I’m can’t decide what it is. . .but you’ll know where it belongs! Wall art, a catch-all tray or a statement serving piece-this one just refuses to be ordinary. Carved from a maple tree off my childhood home property in central Iowa, there will never be any two exactly alike.

A block of good cheese deserves better than a plastic cutting board and a sad kitchen knife.

These handcrafted cheese slicer boards are built for people who appreciate good food, good design, and the kind of details you only get from something made by hand. Each board combines local hardwoods with exotic accent strips and a smooth wire slicer that makes clean, satisfying cuts like a tiny guillotine for cheddar.

Set one out with wine and appetizers and suddenly people think you have your life together.

Perfect for:
• Corporate and client gifts that don’t get tossed in a drawer
• Realtor closing gifts
• Employee appreciation and executive gifts
• Holiday gifts with custom branding
• Weddings, anniversaries, and housewarmings
• Wine nights, charcuterie spreads, and “just one more slice” situations

Details:
• Handcrafted from domestic hardwoods with contrasting exotic wood accents
• Stainless steel cheese slicing wire for smooth, even cuts
• 6.5 X 10.5” functional serving board and countertop display piece
• Finished by hand to highlight the natural grain; each piece is unique — there are no clones

Custom Engraving Available:
Add a company logo, state outline, family name, initials, wedding date, or custom design. These make incredible business gifts because they feel personal without feeling generic.

This one doesn’t whisper “handmade.” It says it out loud.

Clean, flowing grain across the face… and then that edge hits you. Every inch is hand-carved and torched to bring out a deep, charred texture that feels as good as it looks. This is time, fire, and a steady hand doing their thing.

It’s the kind of piece people pick up, run their fingers along, and go, “Wait… how’d you do that?”

What sets it apart:
• Hand-carved edge texture — no two are ever the same
• Torched finish that highlights depth and contrast
• Solid hardwood oak with natural grain doing the heavy lifting
• Smooth, food-safe finish
• Approx. 7” X 32”

Use it as a charcuterie board, a serving piece, or just leave it out because honestly… it earns the real estate.

Custom Options:
Want a name, date, logo, or something meaningful added? I can engrave the face or work it into the design without killing the vibe. Great for weddings, housewarmings, or gifts that don’t end up in a drawer.

This is what happens when craftsmanship meets a little fire.

*Most in-stock items ship within 24 hours. Since everything is handcrafted, please allow up to 5 business days for shipment. Custom and sculptural pieces take a bit longer—but they’re worth the wait.

Some people hang art, some people hang a warning.

These solid elm (harvested right here in SE Michigan) BBQ boards bring just the right mix of craftsmanship and attitude to your kitchen, patio, or grill station. Clean grain, bold engraving, and just enough humor to let everyone know… you take your meat seriously.

Whether it’s “The Grillfather” laying down the law or a pig with a little too much confidence, these boards aren’t shy. They’re built to get a laugh, start a conversation, and look damn good doing it.

Stand them up on a counter, hang them on a wall, or place right next to the smoker where they belong.

Details:
• 16” X 10” hand-crafted with natural grain front and center
• Deep, clean laser engraving that won’t fade or wear off
• Hole for wall hanging, or purchase a stand for shelf display
• Each board has its own unique grain pattern with a smooth, hand-finished surface

Design Options:
• The Grillfather – because someone has to run the pit
• I Like My Butt Rubbed… – you already know who this is for
• I Like Pig Butts… – subtle was never the goal
•A Pig, Chicken & Cow – dark humor, served medium rare

Custom? Absolutely.
Got your own saying, inside joke, or business logo? I can burn that into wood too. Family gifts, corporate giveaways, or something just for your backyard kingdom, reach out and we’ll make it happen.

*Most in-stock items ship within 24 hours. Since everything is handcrafted, please allow up to 5 business days for shipment. Custom and sculptural pieces take a bit longer—but they’re worth the wait.