Some people hang art.
Some people hang a warning.
These solid elm (harvested right here in SE Michigan) BBQ boards bring just the right mix of craftsmanship and attitude to your kitchen, patio, or grill station. Clean grain, bold engraving, and just enough humor to let everyone know… you take your meat seriously.
Whether it’s “The Grillfather” laying down the law or a pig with a little too much confidence, these boards aren’t shy. They’re built to get a laugh, start a conversation, and look damn good doing it.
Stand them up on a counter, shelf, or right next to the smoker where they belong.
Details:
• 16” X 10” hand-crafted with natural grain front and center
• Deep, clean laser engraving that won’t fade or wear off
• Hole for wall hanging, or purchase a stand for shelf display
• Smooth, hand-finished surface
• Each board has its own unique grain pattern
Design Options:
• The Grillfather – because someone has to run the pit
• I Like My Butt Rubbed… – you already know who this is for
• I Like Pig Butts… – subtle was never the goal
•A Pig, Chicken & Cow – dark humor, served medium rare
Custom? Absolutely.
Got your own saying, inside joke, or business logo? I can burn that into wood too. Family gifts, corporate giveaways, or something just for your backyard kingdom, reach out and we’ll make it happen.
Some people hang art.
Some people hang a warning.
These solid elm (harvested right here in SE Michigan) BBQ boards bring just the right mix of craftsmanship and attitude to your kitchen, patio, or grill station. Clean grain, bold engraving, and just enough humor to let everyone know… you take your meat seriously.
Whether it’s “The Grillfather” laying down the law or a pig with a little too much confidence, these boards aren’t shy. They’re built to get a laugh, start a conversation, and look damn good doing it.
Stand them up on a counter, shelf, or right next to the smoker where they belong.
Details:
• 16” X 10” hand-crafted with natural grain front and center
• Deep, clean laser engraving that won’t fade or wear off
• Hole for wall hanging, or purchase a stand for shelf display
• Smooth, hand-finished surface
• Each board has its own unique grain pattern
Design Options:
• The Grillfather – because someone has to run the pit
• I Like My Butt Rubbed… – you already know who this is for
• I Like Pig Butts… – subtle was never the goal
•A Pig, Chicken & Cow – dark humor, served medium rare
Custom? Absolutely.
Got your own saying, inside joke, or business logo? I can burn that into wood too. Family gifts, corporate giveaways, or something just for your backyard kingdom, reach out and we’ll make it happen.
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