Some people hang art, some people hang a warning.
These solid elm (harvested right here in SE Michigan) BBQ boards bring just the right mix of craftsmanship and attitude to your kitchen, patio, or grill station. Clean grain, bold engraving, and just enough humor to let everyone know… you take your meat seriously.
Whether it’s “The Grillfather” laying down the law or a pig with a little too much confidence, these boards aren’t shy. They’re built to get a laugh, start a conversation, and look damn good doing it.
Stand them up on a counter, hang them on a wall, or place right next to the smoker where they belong.
Details:
• 16” X 10” hand-crafted with natural grain front and center
• Deep, clean laser engraving that won’t fade or wear off
• Hole for wall hanging, or purchase a stand for shelf display
• Each board has its own unique grain pattern with a smooth, hand-finished surface
Design Options:
• The Grillfather – because someone has to run the pit
• I Like My Butt Rubbed… – you already know who this is for
• I Like Pig Butts… – subtle was never the goal
•A Pig, Chicken & Cow – dark humor, served medium rare
Custom? Absolutely.
Got your own saying, inside joke, or business logo? I can burn that into wood too. Family gifts, corporate giveaways, or something just for your backyard kingdom, reach out and we’ll make it happen.
*Most in-stock items ship within 24 hours. Since everything is handcrafted, please allow up to 5 business days for shipment. Custom and sculptural pieces take a bit longer—but they’re worth the wait.
Some people hang art, some people hang a warning.
These solid elm (harvested right here in SE Michigan) BBQ boards bring just the right mix of craftsmanship and attitude to your kitchen, patio, or grill station. Clean grain, bold engraving, and just enough humor to let everyone know… you take your meat seriously.
Whether it’s “The Grillfather” laying down the law or a pig with a little too much confidence, these boards aren’t shy. They’re built to get a laugh, start a conversation, and look damn good doing it.
Stand them up on a counter, hang them on a wall, or place right next to the smoker where they belong.
Details:
• 16” X 10” hand-crafted with natural grain front and center
• Deep, clean laser engraving that won’t fade or wear off
• Hole for wall hanging, or purchase a stand for shelf display
• Each board has its own unique grain pattern with a smooth, hand-finished surface
Design Options:
• The Grillfather – because someone has to run the pit
• I Like My Butt Rubbed… – you already know who this is for
• I Like Pig Butts… – subtle was never the goal
•A Pig, Chicken & Cow – dark humor, served medium rare
Custom? Absolutely.
Got your own saying, inside joke, or business logo? I can burn that into wood too. Family gifts, corporate giveaways, or something just for your backyard kingdom, reach out and we’ll make it happen.
*Most in-stock items ship within 24 hours. Since everything is handcrafted, please allow up to 5 business days for shipment. Custom and sculptural pieces take a bit longer—but they’re worth the wait.
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